Classic!!!

You just can't make some things up and Japanese school children's writing compositions have to be one of the best examples of this. I came across this the other day which made me chuckle:

Writing about her favourite person, one of my students had this to say about a Japanese popstar called Ryo Nishikido...

He is a hard wonker
He is very cool!!
He sings a song hard.
He tolls 170
His weight 50
His body is illness but he is handsome.
His smile through we are smile too.
I like the best him.